Man On Roof Waiting For God

I m waiting for my god to save me the drowning man said.

Man on roof waiting for god.

Naturally the speedboat driver offered to rescue this man. The flooding water came over the roof and caught him up and swept him away. The man in the boat invited the other man to get in and he d save him. When in heaven the man stood before god and asked i put all of my faith in you.

My god will save me. The man on the porch said no thanks i m waiting for god to rescue me. Soon the man was forced to climb up onto his roof. Why didn t you come and save me and god said son i sent you a warning.

The waters rose higher and higher and eventually they rose so high that the man on the roof was washed away and alas the poor man drowned. Sadly the drowning man did drown. The man waved the helicopter away shouting back that he was waiting for god to save him. Of course the drowning man still refuses and says no thanks.

Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof jump in i can save you the stranded fellow shouted back no it s ok i m praying to god and he is going to save me. Upon arriving in heaven the man marched straight over to god. A helicopter flew by and a voice came over a loudspeaker offering to lower a ladder and take him off the roof. Why didn t you come and save me and god said son i sent you a warning.

He went to heaven where he sees god. The man in the house said no thanks i m waiting for god to rescue me can you see where this is going the waters kept on rising. But the man still wouldn t get in. The man on the roof prayed for god to save him.

Heavenly father he said i had faith in you. When in heaven the man stood before god and asked i put all of my faith in you. Just then another man came by in a row boat. He responds that he has faith in god and god will give him a miracle.

A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood. A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. He says to god i prayed every day and was a very religious man. Thanks but no thanks mate.

He was praying to god for help. God will save me and so the man that had come to save the drowning man returned to shore. A man comes by in a boat and says get in get in the religous man replies no i have faith in god he will grant me a miracle later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again.